Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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