Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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