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I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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