yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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