Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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