Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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