watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Do I have a choice?
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
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