One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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