i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
This is the high leading the old right now
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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