You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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