It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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