your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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