Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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