He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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