yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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