I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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