I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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