is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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