Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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