The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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