I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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