if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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