BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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