I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I need to calm my uterus...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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