At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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