Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
she pinky promised me she was 18
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So vagazzling was a success
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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