Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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