He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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