peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you win again, gameday.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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