I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
