We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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my shit smells like andre
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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