Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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