So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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