How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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