oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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