I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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