ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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