Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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