their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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