Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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