Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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