That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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