White coat. Heels.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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