Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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