what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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