idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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