he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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