I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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