Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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