I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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