Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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