idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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