We're like a lot better than the average bears
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I think people are normalizing furries
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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