...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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