just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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